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Illustration of a corked jar filled with a green swirl, with a aqua Mega-Blast label
Bottled mischief
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Foghorn Deluxe

$20.00Demo price

The Captain's loudest cargo, sealed tight for the voyage. A fine gift for anyone with a boat, a bathtub, or a big ego.

Jar size

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Listing details

Category
Mega-Blast (a playful theme, not a tested property)
Container
Corked jar, as illustrated
Contents
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Cartoon avatar of Captain Cheeks, a peach butt character wearing a sailor cap

About the seller

Captain Cheeks

Captain Cheeks charts a course for the loudest corner of the shop. Every jar is named like a ship and packed like cargo.