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Illustration of a corked jar filled with a green swirl, with a mint Original Gas label
Bottled mischief
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Library Hush

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The Professor's most studious jar. Comes with a tiny reading list of excuses, all of them blaming the dog.

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Listing details

Category
Original Gas (a playful theme, not a tested property)
Container
Corked jar, as illustrated
Contents
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Cartoon avatar of Professor Poof, a peach butt character wearing round glasses and a bow tie

About the seller

Professor Poof

Professor Poof keeps a tidy shop of understated jars with footnotes. Ideal for the gift recipient who claims they never do it.